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You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Kids Are Going Hungry Tonight Because You Just Had To Have Those Yosemite Sam Mud Flaps.