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Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Only Condiment On The Dining Room Table Is The Economy Size Bottle Of Ketchup.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Calls You Over To Help, Cause She Has A Flat Tire On Her House.

Pride Is The First Step In People Unraveling And Companies Unraveling And Relationships Unraveling.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Doll Clothes. We've Got Four Thousand Dolls And Ain't One Of Them Got A Stitch Of Clothes On.