You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Six-pack And A Bug-zapper High-quality Entertainment.

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Are Still Holding On To Confederate Money Because You Think The South Will Rise Again.

Look At Where Jesus Went To Pick People. He Didn't Go To The Colleges; He Got Guys Off The Fishing Docks.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Has A Beer Belly And You Find It Attractive.