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My Brother Asked Me Once, 'are You A Misanthrope?' And I Said, 'no, I Just Find People Irritating.'

John Kerry Will Be The Democratic Nominee For President. Democrats Finally Found Someone Who Is Al Gore Without The Flash And The Sizzle.

There Was An Embarrassing Moment At A Recent Democratic Fundraiser. When John Kerry Was Handed A $10 Million Dollar Check, He Said, 'i Do.'

President Bush Said John Kerry Is On Both Sides Of Every Issue. And Kerry Replied, 'no, I'm Not ... But There Is Some Truth To That.'

As John Kerry Sails Toward The Democratic Nomination, New Questions Are Emerging About President Bush's Service In The National Guard, Like Where He Was For Six Months In 1972 And Why He Refused To Take A Routine Physical. President Bush Has Vowed To Get To The Bottom Of This Right After Election Day.