You Learn In Life That The Only

My Greatest Strength Is Common Sense. I'm Really A Standard Brand - Like Campbell's Tomato Soup Or Baker's Chocolate.

"isn't It Fun Getting Older?" Is Really A Terrible Fallacy. That's Like Saying I Prefer Driving An Old Car With A Flat Tire.

People Think That I'm Tough And Strong And That I Kicked My Way Through Everything. But They Are Wrong. The Truth Is That When I Was Young I Was Adorable And A Trembling Wreck.

My Father, A Surgeon And Urologist, Studied Sex Professionally All His Life. Before He Died At 82, He Told Me He Hadn't Come To Any Conclusions About It At All.

I Can't Say I Believe In Prizes. I Was A Whiz In The Three-legged Race - That's Something You Can Win.