You Know Things Have Gone Bad When

Angel?" I Said. "baby Penguins Eat A Regurgitated Mixture Of Partially Digested Fish, Krill, And An Oily Substance Form Their Fathers' Stomachs. Are You Willing To Eat A Bunch Of Raw Fish And Krill, And Then Barf It Back Up Into A Baby Penguin's Cute, Cheeping Mouth? Like, Every Hour?" Sometimes My Crushing Logic Astounds Even Me.

I Hate This Guy,” Ari Muttered, Keeping His Head Down “there’s A Club,” I Told Him. “the Haters Of Ter Borcht Club. Have You Gotten Your Badge Yet?

Just In Case You Thought Elephants Were All Sweetness, I Can Attest To The Fact That This One Had The Time Of Her Life Scaring The Bejeezus Out Of Those Dudes.

Max?” Said The Gasman. “are Those, Um, Rats?” Lovely. “yes, Those Do Appear To Be Either Rats Or Mice On Steroids,” I Said Briskly, Trying Not To Shriek And Climb The Walls Like A Girly-girl.

Man, You Weigh A Freaking Ton. What Have You Been Eating, Rocks?" * Max: "why, Is Your Head Missing Some?" O Chapter 68 P. 214 + Fang Carried Max While Flying After She Had "a Stroke Or Something". Gazzy: "i Vill Now Destroy De Snickuhs Bahs!" Ter Borcht: "is Dere Anysing Special About You? Anysing Vorth Saving?" Fang: "besides My Fashion Sense? I Play A Mean Harmonica.