You Know, I Never Imagined There Were

People Don't Alter History Any More Than Birds Alter The Sky, They Just Make Brief Patterns In It.

Gods Don't Like People Not Doing Much Work. People Who Aren't Busy All The Time Might Start To Think.

It Was, According To The History Books, The Fastest Coronation Since Bubric The Saxon Crowned Himself With A Very Pointy Crown On A Hill During A Thunderstorm, And Reigned For One And A Half Seconds.

The More You Think About It, The More Amazing The Everyday World Of Human Beings Becomes: Most Of It Doesn't Actually Exist At All.

Oh, Well...up Until Now It Had Been A Good Day, In A Horrible Kind Of Way.