You Know, I Have No Web Presence,

I Wound Up Getting A Lot Of Other Opportunities In The Nineties, And Then Sort Of As Quickly As It Started, It Just As Quickly Ended Around 2001. And So Yeah, I'd Love To Continue Acting But It's Just Not Up To Me.

The Teabaggers - Do I Know Every Single One Of Them? No. Can I See That There's A Lot Of Racist Bullshit Going On? Absolutely. Would It Have Been Welcome To See More Of These "anti-government" Types Around After The Stolen Election? It Would Have Been Good To See It. I Wouldn't Have Liked To See Them With Their Immigrant-bashing And Their Stupid Signs.

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

Sex Is The Quickest Way To Ruin A Friendship.

If You Don't Do Any Self-examinations Or See A Doctor Ever, You'll Live Forever. That's How You Do It. The Diagnosis Is What Gets You. You Just Have A Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy With Any And All Bodily Functions.