You Have To Go Away To Come

Well, The Best Part About Stand-up Is That You Control Everything. Period. When You Work In Movies, Or On Tv Shows, There Are 50 Other People Involved. And It's Hard, Man. They Brainwash You To Think You're Doing The Right Thing.

I Liked Evel Knievel, And That Game Mouse Trap. That Was Pretty Cool.

I Think You Gotta Look At Stuff Half-full As Opposed To Half-empty.

I Want To Have My Face Look Like Brad Pitt. Then I'll Be With Jennifer Aniston And Then Angelina Jolie. Then The Real Brad Pitt Will Come In, And We'll Have A Brad Pitt Face-off.

I'm Jewish. I've Always Had A Thing Where It's Okay To Dance With The Devil, Just Don't Become The Devil.