It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do

You Have To Discover When You're Inadequate To Be Funny And You Don't Know You're Inadequate When You're A Kid.

No, I Am A Crier And If People Ever Saw Me Privately They Would Be Shocked At What A Bowl Of Mush I Am Underneath It All.

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?