You Have Such A Huge Career ...

My Own Personal Rule Is To Tell Jokes That I Think The Person I'm Making Them About Can Laugh At, To Go Home And Tell Their Family, Oh, My Gosh.

I've Always Liked Cops, As Much As You Can Like A Group Of People, You Know? Sure, I've Been Hassled, But I'm A White Dude - Privileged.

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.

In Boston Where Community Policing Is So Important, They Don't Necessarily Have To Like Each Other, But They Know Each Other. The Cops In Boston Make It Their Business To Get Out Of Their Vehicles, To Engage The Public, To Walk Around The Neighborhoods. They Live In The Community That They Police. And I Think These Things Help.

It Really Bothers Me When Some People Say That All Cops Are Racist. Of Course That's Not True. Most Of You Are Just [expletive] To Everybody.