You Get No Moral Credit For Forcing

Bob Saget Is The Dirtiest Comic Who's Ever Lived. Nobody Touches Him.

I've Always Wanted To Make The World A More Rational Place. I'm Still Working On It.

Thou Shalt Not Take Anything On Faith

That Whole 99% Thing, They Are All In The 1% Of The World. Every One Of Them Pays A Cellphone Bill That Is The Yearly Income For A Family In Much Of The Rest Of The World.

We Need A President Who Realizes That There's No Government Business In Show Business.