You Clap. The Censor Wakes Up. We

114 Isn't As Old As It Used To Be They Say Its The New 104.

They Were Singing, Gillette, The Best A Man Can Get, With A Lot Of Guys Hugging Their Fathers And Sailing And Riding Bikes. I Suddenly Felt A Long Way From The Best A Man Could Get And I Thought It Would Be Nice To Get From There To The Best.

If Scotland And America Go To War, I'm Afraid I've Already Sworn In.

Sometimes People Think You’re Smart If You Question The Status Quo, If Nothing Else.

The Afghan Government Is As Corrupt As A Prostitute With A Law Degree.