You Chose Books, I Chose Looks .

Books Shouldn't Be Daunting, They Should Be Funny, Exciting And Wonderful.

All The Reading She Had Done Had Given Her A View Of Life That They Had Never Seen.

We All Have Our Moments Of Brilliance And Glory, And This Was Mine.

If I Were A Headmaster, I Would Get Rid Of The History Teacher And Get A Chocolate Teacher Instead And My Pupils Would Study A Subject That Affected All Of Them.

It's A Funny Thing About Mothers And Fathers. Even When Their Own Child Is The Most Disgusting Little Blister You Could Ever Imagine, They Still Think That He Or She Is Wonderful.