You Check The Pregnancy Test Every Month,

Back In '96, I Was On "the Price Is Right" Pointing At Refrigerators, And "extra," The Tv Show, Came Down. They Were The First Entertainment Entity That Put People Up On The Internet, So They Put My Picture Up, And America Online Called The Next Day And Said I Got A Zillion Or Whatever Downloads. I Didn't Know What A Download Was!

My Mom Would Have Killed Me Before, But I'm An Adult Woman Now, And I'm Ready To Show The World That You Can Have It All At 40 - Be Fabulous, 40, And Pose For Playboy.

Every Couple Years When Mr. [hugh] Hefner Would Call, I Would Very Graciously Decline, Because My Mom Would Kill Me, And I Thought It Was More Mysterious Keeping My Clothes On.

There's So Many Celebrities Now On The Internet And I Feel That I Was Such A Pioneer. Now Everybody, Your Dog Can Have A Website.

I Hope Every Woman Out There Who Wants To Be A Mother And Is Suffering With Infertility, Will Explore All The Options And Know That If You Choose The Science Route, It Is Okay.