You Can't Be Up The Reader's Ass,

[on Stds] This Be Nature’s Way Of Recommending Monogamy.

Religious Belief Is Without Reason And Without Dignity, And Its Record Is Near-universally Dreadful.

Love Might Have Expanded Her. But We Are Not All Of Us Going To Get Loved. We Are Not All Of Us Going To Get Expanded.

Oh Man Sometimes I Wake Up Feel Like A Cat Runover. Are You Familiar With The Stoical Aspects Of Hard Drinking, Of Heavy Drinking? Oh It's Heavy. Oh It's Hard. It Isn't Easy. Jesus, I Never Meant Me Any Harm. All I Wanted Was A Good Time.

Belief Is Otiose; Reality Is Sufficiently Awesome As It Stands.