You Can Never Say You're Big -

Those Who Are Dead Are Not Dead They're Just Living In My Head.

I Don't Speak Particularly Well. That's One Of The Consequences Of Being Extremely Ugly.

I've Either Got An Acute Case Of Hypochondria Or I'm Falling Apart At The Age Of Twenty-three.

Men Should Always Change Diapers. It's A Very Rewarding Experience. It's Mentally Cleansing. It's Like Washing Dishes, But Imagine If The Dishes Were Your Kids, So You Really Love The Dishes.

He Helped John Cusak Get His Girlfriend Back.