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I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

What Difference Does The Uniform Make? You Don't Hit With It.

I'd Give My Right Arm To Be Ambidextrous.

Never Answer An Anonymous Letter.