You Can Go Home With A Lot

My Point Of Reference Is Life, In Everything That I Do.

People Who Annoy People Are The Luckiest People In The World.

If I'm A Game Show Host, Will Someone Buy A Ticket To See Me Do Standup? If I'm A Game Show Host, Will I Get An Offer To Do A Dramatic Role In A Movie?

If My Mom Came Here Today, She'd Probably Join This Red-hat Brigade. My Mother Got My Sense Of Humor, Even When I Was A Kid. I Would Just Do Things That Tickled My Fancy In The Moment, And She Would Ask Me Who I Was Entertaining. I'd Say, 'well, Me.' And She Would Tell Me That Nobody Knew That And They Thought I Was Psychotic. Well, I Don't Ever Want People To Think I'm Psychotic, But I Can't Help Myself From Doing These Things.

I'm Fascinated By Mankind. I Grew Up Watching 'candid Camera' And Thought It Was Funnier Than Any Standup, Any Joke, Anything That Could Possibly Be Written Because You're Dealing With Humanity. And People Can Relate To That. It Touches Everybody Who Sees It. It Hits A Nerve.