You Can Get Old Pretty Young If

I Don't Know If It's Good For Baseball, But It Sure Beats The Hell Out Of Rooming With Phil Rizzuto!

I'm Glad I Was In The Navy.

How Long Have You Known Me, Jack? And You Still Don't Know How To Spell My Name.

What Difference Does The Uniform Make? You Don't Hit With It.

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?