You Are Never Too Old To Play

I Am Not Today, Nor Have I Ever Been A Jew, And As A Matter Of Fact, I Am Uncircumcised.

I Hope The Icelandic Government Grants Me Political Asylum.

All I Want To Do, Ever, Is Play Chess.

I'm Not As Soft Or As Generous A Person As I Would Be If The World Hadn't Changed Me.

They Asked Me What Year It Was, What Month It Was, Etc. I Easily Answered These Stupid Questions.