You Are All So Lucky To Be

When Paris Has To Pee, Paris Has To Pee!

The Only Rule Is Don't Be Boring And Dress Cute Wherever You Go. Life Is Too Short To Blend In.

I’m An Animal Activist. Many People Say That I’m A Hypocrite, Because I Eat Burgers And Stuff Like That But I Won’t Wear Fur. But I’m Not A Hypocrite. I Just Only Wear Fake Fur.

I'm So Smart Now. Everyone's Always Like 'take Your Top Off'. Sorry, No! They Always Want To Get That Money Shot. I'm Not Stupid.

A Life Without Orgasms Is Like A World Without Flowers.