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It Was Miraculous. It Was Almost No Trick At All, He Saw, To Turn Vice Into Virtue And Slander Into Truth, Impotence Into Abstinence, Arrogance Into Humility, Plunder Into Philanthropy, Thievery Into Honor, Blasphemy Into Wisdom, Brutality Into Patriotism, And Sadism Into Justice. Anybody Could Do It; It Required No Brains At All. It Merely Required No Character.

And Anything Worth Dying For

The Lord Gave Us Farmers Two Strong Hands So We Could Grab As Much As We Could With Both Of Them.

Why Are They Going To Disappear Him?' I Don't Know.' It Doesn't Make Sense. It Isn't Even Good Grammar.

I Never Even Realized I Was Jewish Until I Was Practically Grown Up. Or Rather, I Used To Feel That Everybody In The World Was Jewish, Which Amounts To The Same Thing.