Yes, It Is The Big Easy, Home

I Love Los Angeles, And It's Been Very Good To Me, But If Everyone Is Running Around Telling The Stories, Who's Living Them? You Don't Play Characters That Are Celebrities - You Play Guys Who Know What To Do When Their Septic Tank's Blocked.

Life Is A Series Of Commas, Not Periods.

If You Want Your Hair To Be Thicker, Cut It When The Moon Is About To Be Full - A Heavy, Full, Waxing Moon. Do Not Cut It When The Moon's Waning.

Every Hero Doesn't Do This Great Big Hero Thing. They Do The Simple Thing Over And Over... And They Stick To It.

The Unsaid Rule For Living In A Trailer Park Is: 'if The Door's Shut, Don't Come A-knockin.' But If It's Open And You're Walkin' By, Feel Free To Say, 'hello.'