Yea, He's Alright...but He's No Zach Braff.

It's A Give And Take Relationship With My Fans. They Give Me Love And Adoration, And I Take It From Them.

People Compared Garden State To The Graduate, But When Was The Last Time You Saw Dustin Hoffman Doing What I Do?

I Know The Bible Isn't Real Because It Never Once Mentions Me.

Hitler Was About Population Control.

I've Never Had Much Sympathy For Orphans, I Mean, When I Was Their Age I Would Have Killed To Have No Parents To Make Me Clean My Room And Stuff