Writing Is No Trouble: You Just Jot

The English Are Terribly Lazy About Fighting. They Like To Get It Over And Done With And Then Set Up A Game Of Cricket.

Indeed I Have Always Found That The Only Thing In Regard To Toronto Which Faraway People Know For Certain Is That Mcgill University Is In It.

All Our Yesterdays, It Is True, Have Only Lighted Fools The Way To Dusty Death. But We Need At Least The Dates Of The Yesterdays And The List Of The Fools.

In Earlier Times They Had No Statistics And So They Had To Fall Back On Lies. Hence The Huge Exaggerations Of Primitive Literature, Giants, Miracles, Wonders! It's The Size That Counts. They Did It With Lies And We Do It With Statistics: But It's All The Same.

Each Section Of The British Isles Has Its Own Way Of Laughing, Except Wales, Which Doesn't.