Writing Is A Subtle Art That Is

Her Majesty Is One Verb Short Of A Sentence.

Whenever I'm Giving Talks, I Always Ask People To Think Of The Most Obscure Questions Because I Enjoy Those The Most. I Always Get The Same Questions: Why Does Pickwick Say "plock" And Will There Be A Movie? I Like The Really Obscure Questions Because There's So Much In The Books. There Are Tons And Tons Of References And I Like When People Get The Little Ones And Ask Me About Them. It's Good For The Audience [and Also] They Realize There's More There.

There Is Much Unexplained In The World. It Behooves Us To Be Wary At All Times. Just When You Think You've Got The Hang Of It, Along Comes String Theory, Collateralized Debt Obligations Or Björk's New Album, And Bam! You're As Confused As You Were When You First Started.

How Fishy On The Fishiness Scale? Ten Is A Stickleback And One Is A Whale Shark." "a Whale Isn't A Fish, Thursday." "a Whale Shark Is--sort Of." "all Right, It's As Fishy As A Crayfish." "a Crayfish Isn't A Fish." "a Starfish, Then." "still Not A Fish." "this Is A Very Odd Conversation, Thursday.

I Shouldn't Believe Anything I Say, If I Were You-and That Includes What I Just Told You.