Writing Is A Socially Acceptable Form Of

I Thought I Would Lose, So I Didn't Prepare A Speech.

Satire's Nature Is To Be One-sided, Contemptuous Of Ambiguity, And So Unfairly Selective As To Find In The Purity Of Ridicule An Inarguable Moral Truth.

I Am Often Asked The Question How Can The Masses Permit Themselves To Be Exploited By The Few. The Answer Is By Being Persuaded To Identify With Them.

A Writer Of Books Has To Admit That Film Is The Enemy, And That In My Case I Have Been Sleeping With The Enemy.

A Writer's Life Is So Hazardous That Anything He Does Is Bad For Him. Anything That Happens To Him Is Bad: Failure's Bad, Success Is Bad; Impoverishment Is Bad, Money Is Very, Very Bad. Nothing Good Can Happen... Except The Act Of Writing.