Wouldn't It Be Lovely If Death Gave

I Know I Could Never Be In A Pop Band. I Honestly Have An Appalling Voice.

When I See Old Photos Of Me On The Beach I Don't Look Too Bad... But It's Hard Trying To Breathe In For Such A Long Time When I Spot The Photographers!

I'm Disappearing From Twitter For A While. Need A Break From The Bile. Local Prejudice Just Seems To Bring Out The Worst In Some People.

I Am Not Leaving Twitter. If The Mindless Few Defeat The Thoughtful Majority We Are All Doomed.

The Truth Is I Don't Feel Too Bad For My Age. I Actually Have A Better Shape Now Than I Used To.