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Men Don't Settle Down Because Of The Right Woman. They Settle Down Because They Are Finally Ready For It. Whatever Woman They're Dating When They Get Ready Is The One They Settle Down With, Not Necessarily The Best One Or The Prettiest, Just The One Who Happened To Be On Hand When The Time Got To Be Right. Unromantic, But Still True.

If You Can't Impress Yourself, Then No One Else Really Matters.

I Know The Universe Has A Sense Of Irony, And Sometimes You Get Reminded Just How Sadistic That Can Be.

Some Issues Stay Fresh Every Time You Open Them Up. It's Like Evil Magical Tupperware -- It Stays Fresh Forever.

You Fight So Hard, So Long, To Cut Someone Out Of Your Heart, But It’s Not Always Your Heart That Betrays You.