Woo Woo, Secret Vampire Stuff!

So You Want Me To Go To A Human Orgy, Where I Will Not Be Welcome, And You Want Us To Leave Before I Get To Enjoy Myself? ~eric Northman

I Don't Like Having Feelings," Eric Said Coldly, And He Left. That Was A Tough Exit Line To Top.

Self-pity Is Like Chocolate; As You Get Older, You Can Only Afford A Little Bit.

We Might Be On The Same Page, But I Wasn't Happy About Reading It.

You Catch More Flies With Honey Than You Do With Vinegar.