Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

Changing Husbands Is About As Satisfactory As Changing A Bundle From One Hand To The Other; It Gives You Only Temporary Relief.

Marriage Is The Miracle That Transforms A Kiss From A Pleasure Into A Duty.

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.

Love Is Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall. It Is A Game At Which Men Must Play Against Stacked Cards, And Without The Slightest Inkling Of The Trump.