Wives Are People Who Think It's Against

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

Men Are Sensitive In Strange Ways. If A Man Has Built A Fire And The Last Log Does Not Burn, He Will Take It Personally.

Men Are Self-confident Because They Grow Up Identifying With Super-heroes. Women Have Bad Self-images Because They Grow Up Identifying With Barbie.