Wit Saves Us From Being Swallowed Whole

Ideologies Can Survive Hostility, But Not Indifference.

Later Is Always My First Choice.

I Am Invigorated By Work, Wasted By Pleasure.

The Haiku Lets Meaning Float; The Aphorism Pins It Down.

If I Could Do My Life Over, I Would Try To Cleanse At Least My Pleasures Of Self-pity.