Wisdom Remembers. Happiness Forgets.

When Love Ends, The Beloved Is No Longer Standing On A Pedestal, But In A Hole.

The Ravaged Face In The Mirror Hides The Enchanting Youth That Is The Real Me.

Most People Find Just Being Themselves Not Enough Of A Show.

Money Is A Better Tonic Than Geritol.

Jargon Is Part Ceremonial Robe, Part False Beard.