Winston [churchill] Is The Only Remaining Specimen

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

A Politician Is A Person With Whose Politics You Don't Agree; If You Agree With Him He's A Statesman.

Don't Be Afraid To Take A Big Step If One Is Indicated. You Can't Cross A Chasm In Two Small Jumps.

One Cannot Cross An Abyss In Two Jumps.

We Are Fighting Germany, Austria And Drink, And As Far As I Can See, The Greatest Of These Three Deadly Foes Is Drink.