Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart?

Good Kids Are Like Sunsets. We Take Them For Granted. Every Evening They Disappear. Most Parents Never Imagine How Hard They Try To Please Us, And How Miserable They Feel When They Think They Have Failed.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.

For Years, My Husband And I Have Advocated Separate Vacations. But The Kids Keep Finding Us.