Why Would Anybody Lie? The Truth Is

The Real Fountain Of Youth Is To Have A Dirty Mind.

We All Know Pain Doesn't Exist Without Some Coexisting Depression.

I Love My Kids And Would Rather Be With Them Than Anyone In The Whole Wide World.

I Love Mysticism - It's Such Fun.

I Used To Hang Out With Salvador Dali A Lot. He Was Such A Nice Man. I Really Liked His Wife Gala, Too. People Say That She Was Tricky, But She Was Never Difficult With Me.