Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

The Good Lord Was Good To Me. He Gave Me A Strong Body, A Good Right Arm, And A Weak Mind.

Mr. Rickey, I'll Put More People In The Park Than Anybody Since Babe Ruth.

Fans, Don't Fail To Miss Tomorrow's Game.

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?

Practice, Work Hard And Give It Everything You've Got.