Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin'

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.

I Love Making Stuff. There's A Joy In Having The First Molecule Of An Idea, Then Testing It In Front Of Audiences At Secret Shows That People Only Know About The Day Before. I Videotape Those, Study Them, Enjoy Being In The Character And Figuring Out The Movie.

So They Ended Up Turning This Little Twenty Eight Page Book Into The Movie. And It's All About This Stinky, Smelly Ogre Who Doesn't Care What Anybody Thinks Of Him.

I Do Miss Saturday Night Live, That's For Sure. There's Nothing Like It. I Just Hosted, And I Felt I'd Only Been Away For A Week.

Here's The Plan. We Get The Warhead And We Hold The World Ransom For... One Million Dollars!