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I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

I Actually Was Worried About The Pounding, But I Actually Love Running More Than Working Out On The Elliptical. Now If I Get On The Elliptical, I Feel Like I'm Trapped.

Tv Is Easier: It's All Planned Out For You, And The Audience Is There To See A Show And They Are All Pumped Up, But When You Are In A Comedy Club, You Have To Be Really Funny To Win Them Over. To Me, That's More Pure.

There's A Game Called Checkout Where There's Grocery Items And It's How Much You Think The Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price Is And We Add Up Your Total, Then Your Total Has To Be Within $2 Of The Regular Total. I Don't Think I Could Ever Win That Game.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.