Why Can't A Woman Be More Like

A Schedule So Tight That It Would Only Work If I Didn't Sleep On Monday Nights.

Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

Pleasure Without Joy Is As Hollow As Passion Without Tenderness.

On A Clear Day, Rise And Look Around You, And You'll See Who You Are. On A Clear Day, How It Will Astound You That The Glow Of Your Feelings Outshines Every Star. You Will Follow Every Mountain, Sea And Shore, You Will See From Far And Near A World You've Never Seen Before. On A Clear Day, On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever, And Ever, And Ever More.

Youth Has Many Glories, But Judgement Is Not One Of Them, And No Amount Of Electronic Amplification Can Turn A Belch Into An Aria.