Who Would Prefer Peace To The Glory

Men Should Only Believe Half Of What Women Say. But Which Half?

There Is Nothing So Wrong In This World That A Sensible Woman Can't Set It Right In The Course Of An Afternoon.

When You See A Woman Who Can Go Nowhere Without A Staff Of Admirers, It Is Not So Much Because They Think She Is Beautiful, It Is Because She Has Told Them They Are Handsome.

Women Have No Sense Of The Abstract-a Woman Admiring The Sky Is A Woman Caressing The Sky. In A Woman's Mind Beauty Is Something She Needs To Touch.

Human Beings Are Like Timid Punctuation Marks Sprinkled Among The Incomprehensible Sentences Of Life.