Who Ordained That A Few Should Have

Great Britain Would Spend Her Last Guinea To Keep A Navy Superior To That Of The United States Or Any Other Power.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

The Government Are Behaving Like A Bevy Of Maiden Aunts Who Have Fallen Among Buccaneers.

Wisdom Is Like A Baobab Tree; No One Individual Can Embrace It.

When They Circumcised Herbert Samuel They Threw Away The Wrong Bit