White People Have Always Shown Their Superiority

Religion, To Me, Is A Bureaucracy Between Man And God That I Don't Need.

Newt Gingrich Was Campaigning At A Zoo This Week And He Was Bitten By A Penguin. Newt Gingrich Is Always Campaigning At Zoos. Mitt Romney Once Did A Photo Op At A Zoo. That Was A Big Mistake, Because He Stood Next To The Chameleon, And He Changed Colors.

Don't Say A Woman Is Crazy Just Because She Runs Away From Her Wedding.

You Can't Pray Away Global Warming, And That's The Difference Between Religious People And Sane People.

The House Okayed The Gasoline Tax Cut, Which Will Increase The Deficit, Line The Pockets Of The Oil Companies, And Hurt The Environment; Dole Said That If There Was Just Some Way This Could Interfere With People's Sex Lives, It Would Be Perfect Legislation.