While He Was Watching The Ships, Buttercup

Look. (grown-ups Skip This Paragraph) I'm Not About To Tell You This Book Has A Tragic Ending. I Already Said In The Very First Line How It Was My Favorite In All The World. But There's A Lot Of Bad Stuff Coming.

I Have Come To Terms With My Life, And That Is My Affair - I Am Not Cold, I Swear, But I Have Decided Certain Things, It Is Best For Me To Ignore Emotion; I Have Not Been Happy Dealing With It.

The Countess Was Considerably Younger Than Her Husband. All Of Her Clothes Came From Paris (this Was After Paris) And She Had Superb Taste. (this Was After Taste Too, But Only Just. And Since It Was Such A New Thing, And Since The Countess Was The Only Lady In All Florin To Posses It, Is It Any Wonder She Was The Leading Hostess In The Land?)

Being A Screenwriter Is Not Enough For A Full Creative Life.

Never Argue With Your Wife About Hostility When She's A Certified Freudian.