Where I'm From? A Little Town Called

I'm Famous Today. People Like Me Today. Might Not Like Me Tomorrow. You Can't Count On It.

You Get Sick Of Jokes, You Know. Either I Do Them On Tv, And Then You Worry, Like, "oh, Everyone's Gonna See It," So You Chuck It, Or You Just Get Sick Of Saying It. After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.

My Kids Look Actually Happy. And I Learned Early On That Perfectionism And Parenthood Is A Toxic Combination For Everybody Involved. In Other Words, So Many Things Can Flourish Naturally. All You Gotta Do Is Make Sure The Soil's Right. I View Myself More Like A Guide Than A Ruler.

Everyone Who Wants To Make It In Comedy Goes To L.a., So A Million Comedians Fight For Time On Three Stages. If You Get In There In New York, You're Working Eight Times A Night Sometimes. Who's Going To Be Funny, The Guy Who Works Once A Week, Or The Guy Working Eight Times A Night?

I Just Always Loved Stand-up. It's Like Magic. You Say Something, And A Whole Room Full Of People Laughs Together. Say Something Else, They Laugh Again. The Fact That People Come To See That And Participate In That... I Don't Know, It's Just Like Magic.