Where Does The Dentist Go When He

If A Movie Is Described As A Romantic Comedy, You Can Usually Find Me Next Door Playing Pinball.

Did You Ever Look At Your Watch, And You Look Away... And You Don't Know What Time It Is?

How Can He Be Perfect? Everything He Ever Makes...dies.

Religion Is Like Drugs, It Destroys The Thinking Mind.

Here's A Bumper Sticker I'd Like To See... 'we Are The Proud Parents Of A Child Who Has Resisted His Teacher's Attempts To Bend Him To The Will Of His Corporate Masters'.