When You're The Cash Cow That Lays

I Know There's Bands That Might Write Something That Sounds Like The Smiths, And They'll Go, 'oh, It Sounds Like The Smiths, We've Got To Make It Sound Not Like The Smiths.'

I'm Embarrassed When I See Brits Abroad; They Have Their Tops Off, Wear Flip Flops, And Shout At The Top Of Their Voices.

There Is A Limited Supply Of Excellent Songs, But I Am Not The Only One. Paul Mccartney, One Of The Best Songwriters Of All Time, Has Only Produced Manure For The Past 25 Years. Rock Musicians Over 30 Only Produce Unimportant Material.

Writing Songs, That's What Gets Me Going. Not The Drugs Or The Sex Or The Rock'n'roll Behaviour, It's The Music.

There's Nothing Good On The News. You're Not Telling Me Cnn Is All Cats In Trees, Are You? Nothing Can Be That Good If Piers Morgan Is In It, You Know What I Mean?