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For The Record, I Iike Jay-z. That's My Opinion.

No Matter How Much You Sit There Twiddling, Going, 'we're All Doomed', At The End Of The Day People Will Always Want To Hear You Play Creep. Get Over It.

I'm Embarrassed When I See Brits Abroad; They Have Their Tops Off, Wear Flip Flops, And Shout At The Top Of Their Voices.

I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?

It'll Be Nice To Know That Every Gallon Of Petrol A Manchester United Fan Buys Is Going Into Our Kitty.